Sh*t My Dad Says

“Sh*t My Dad Says” chronicles the wildly unpredictable and often profound musings of Justin Halpern's septuagenarian father, Sam. What began as a viral Twitter feed—a son's way of sharing his dad's brutally honest and hilariously unfiltered take on life, love, and everything in between—blossomed into a full-length memoir. Justin, moving back home after a breakup, finds himself immersed in his father's unique brand of wisdom, delivered with a generous dose of profanity and zero pretense. From offering unconventional dating advice to dispensing cynical life lessons, Sam Halpern is a character who defies convention, embodying an unapologetic authenticity that is both shocking and endearing. The book offers an intimate look at a complex father-son relationship, filled with laughter, occasional cringes, and genuine affection, proving that sometimes the best advice comes wrapped in a curse word. It’s a testament to the idea that some of the most memorable people are those who simply say what's on their mind, no matter how outrageous.